Adam Gaffen

So you picked up a book and liked it. Great! But now you're wondering: where does it go from here?

That’s where this lovely, chaotic, wildly interconnected graphic comes in. This isn’t a strict “start here, then go there” reading order. This is more like a sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure map—minus the page numbers and childhood trauma.

The Cassidyverse isn’t a linear timeline; it’s a living, breathing universe with stories that span decades, genres, and tones. Maybe you started with Into the...

The observation that contemporary literature often features protagonists from either end of the socioeconomic spectrum—the struggling lower class or the extremely wealthy—raises...

In an unprecedented move that blurs the lines between science fiction and reality television, acclaimed author Adam Gaffen has announced that his bestselling series, The Cassidy...

The Tiny Slice of "Not Dying": How Useless Most of the Temperature Scale Is

Temperature is one of those things we think we understand because we complain about it constantly. “...

Warning: This isn’t commentary, it’s a crime report dressed like a comedy routine. If you’re allergic to constitutional violations, step away now.

So, let’s get this straight. The Constitution says treaties are ratified by the Senate. That’s not “guidance,” that’s not “suggested bedtime reading.” That’s the law. But what does FOTUS do? He signs an executive order giving NATO-style security guarantees to Qatar like he’s handing out Groupons. “Attack Qatar, and it’s an attack on us.” Excuse me?...

Satirical Disclaimer: This is a George Carlin–style rant. It’s loud, profane, and aimed at public acts by public officials. If your job title includes “acting,” “spokes,” or “senior adviser,” wear a helmet.

Yesterday, with the government still shut down and troops going unpaid, the Felon of the United States decided to “fix” it by breaking the damn law. He raided the Pentagon’s Research, Development, Testing, and Evaluation fund—the money meant for building the future of national defense—and...

Disclaimer: This is satire. If it feels like the truth, that’s only because the truth has been mugged, gagged, and stuffed in the trunk of a black SUV.

So now we’ve got this shiny new scheme: the White House sends letters to nine universities — and tucked inside? A 10-page “compact.” Sounds official, doesn’t it? Compact. Like a peace treaty. Like the Magna Carta. What it really is? A mob contract. “Sign here, kid, and maybe your school doesn’t have an unfortunate accident where the federal...